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Thursday, August 11, 2016

Worder Boreding and Other Professional Development Tortures

Soon, if not already, teachers will be reporting back to work to initiate school year 2016-2017.  This annual migration is always full of anticipation, anxiety and dread.  There will be new staff to meet, a room to get ready, and plans to be made.  There will also likely be donuts and luncheons and that will be a good thing because it won’t be provided again for months and months.  And while teachers are totally mentally pre-occupied with preparing their rooms and organizing for kids yet to come, administrators may be planning a host of activities, presentations, speakers, etc., that will do more than rob teachers of the precious time they need.  Such activities may be pointless, or worse, harmful to the professional staff. 

The worst atrocities committed against professional educators may occur in the time set aside for their professional preparation.  Professional Development may earn the descriptor, “oxymoron” if non-professionals have planned it, or school administrators without training in staff development have planned it.  In many cases it is designed to meet the wants, wishes and needs of the administrators and the requirements of the state, and has virtually no benefit at all to the teachers. 

For a professional educator to return to work after a summer break, full of energy and ideas for his or her classroom and learn that the next few days will be spent in professional development hell is one of the great discouragers of teachers.  Some of these sessions will be excruciating.  They will be professional development torture.  I have identified and named a few:

Media Misery

Somebody, somewhere thought it would be a good idea to show a tape, a DVD, a movie to either inform or inspire staff.  So a bunch of people with college degrees gather in some spot where all can see or hear and sit zombie-like while some media plays.  Sadly, the research is very clear.  Such a shotgun approach is rarely heard by teachers.  Why would I want to know what motivates football teams when I teach 6th grade math?  Why would I want to know how to clean blood borne pathogens when I will never be called on to do so?  This does not apply to me and I turn it off in my head.  And sadly if I am called on to address the issue because a kid has a nosebleed I do not remember what to do because the professional development was more like media misery than learning.  Some, however, will be seriously listening and taking notes.  They will be surprised to know that by the time kids show up they have forgotten all about the media, and come next June when they find the notes they will simply throw them away. 

This all makes perfect sense.  Asking returning staff to watch a disconnected movie while they are already feeling stress about the preparation for the coming year is like forcing a bride to watch an investment strategy tape at the rehearsal dinner.  She just doesn’t care.  Not now.  Other things are much more important.  Media misery is planned by folks who do not know professional development and thereby they torture their staff before the year really begins.

Computer Cruciation

Oh boy!  We bought new software this summer to take care of the problems we were having with the old software.  Of course, by the end of the year we all found work-arounds and everything was humming right along.  But we decided to install an entirely new system so that everyone can look like an idiot other than the IT guys and the superintendent who was told by other superintendents who do not have a clue that this is the software to have.  Teachers must learn this to report attendance, grades, etc. but they resent having this task forced on them when they have so much else to do.  Can’t we ever wait and let teachers select the software and plan the implementation process?  No.  Involving teachers in decision-making is too threatening to someone with a clipboard somewhere.  So even if the software is the latest and greatest and should help kids, handing it to me, telling me I have to learn it, and taking up my time before school really upsets teachers and rightly so.  So we torture teachers on a desktop, or a lap top, or on a tablet of some sort. Regardless, it is torture. 

(If teachers are required to watch something on a computer to learn it, perhaps to take a test at the end, then all the comments about media misery apply plus testing people like giant Accelerated Reader kids.  How insulting!)

PowerPoint Persecution

I was the director of staff development in a large mid-urban school district in 1987.  I remember the arrival of a Macintosh computer on my desk in central office.  It had the first iteration of PowerPoint installed, as the software was written first for the Mac.  It was so easy and intuitive.  I could develop a presentation, add media, move slides around, etc., and print my presentation as a handout.  In other words, everything I knew to be wrong with presentations was now made easier by PowerPoint and I used it because it was so pretty and easy.  I used it for years and years until it dawned on me that by projecting stuff I might be undermining what I knew to be good professional development techniques. 

It is hard to go to a convention, a workshop or a faculty meeting without seeing a PowerPoint. In some cases these projections promote real learning and real professional development.  In other cases they are just fancy ways to tell participants to sit down and shut up because I know stuff you don’t know and I’m going to tell you using these fancy slides on my computer.  In such a case, teachers and others suffer from PowerPoint Persecution, another form of professional development torture.

Worder Boreding

I have saved the most typical and most tortuous strategy for last.  Talking.  Speaking.  Lecturing.  Using words to bore teachers to near death.  Worder boreding.  Invite a guest speaker or a so-called motivational speaker, have a captive audience sit at his or her feet, and for 30 minutes to hours on end have him or her tell them their story, their specialness, and what the audience ought to do because the speaker is so special. 

If this strategy worked it would work at church.  It doesn’t.  People do not leave church, sell all they have and hop on the next boat to remote regions to witness.  If it does not happen in church, it is not going to happen.  A motivational speaker is not hired to motivate staff because he or she cannot and their mere presence makes it less likely that staff will be motivated.  A motivational speaker is a person who is motivated to entertain an audience at some exorbitant fee and never be held accountable for outcomes.  It is a great life to be a motivational speaker.  And yet it eventually dawns on the audience that if I am in an organization where I am not valued, where promotion is based on who you know rather than what you do, where prestige is determined by how well one brown-noses, then no amount of motivational speakers are going to encourage me this coming year.  If the boss hires a motivational speaker it is an admission that the boss cannot motivate.  In fact, because the boss brought them in is an admission that something is wrong.  Frequently, what is wrong is a total misunderstanding of a professional organization devoted to learning.  If there is a morale problem or a motivation problem let’s take the easy way out and hire a speaker rather than really address the issues.  I have observed that the weaker the system the more they talk about motivation.  Stronger systems that exist to promote involvement, purposeful work, and shared decision-making do not evidence poor motivation and do not seek to import such a quack.  Easy for me to say as I made quite a bit of money as a motivational speaker, but that is another story.

Anyone who believes what they say to a group is likely to make a difference is deceiving themselves and torturing the group.  That is not how a sermon works.  That is not how a lecture in a classroom works.  That is not how a good faculty meeting works.  It takes leaders trained in collaborative decision making and not leaders trained in water boarding or worder boreding.

So, what are some good professional development techniques?  Glad you asked. 

Content specific staff development is almost always powerful.  Let the English teachers meet with each other and perhaps an outside facilitator to talk about the issues in teaching English and where they might find new resources to help.  That strategy works great

Study groups work great.  A group of professionals adopt a source of inspiration and read it and talk about it and seek to apply it to their professional lives.

Shared observation works, sometimes with mentors, sometimes with coaches.  When a teacher knows he or she has a professional friend who is more experienced and more successful then helpful ideas are welcomed.  Not so much if it is a guru from the state education agency or a Hollywood star neither of whom have ever taught what I teach.

Action research works.  Teachers are puzzled by either the success or lack of success of something they are doing in the classroom.  As a group they seek to discover research relevant to their puzzle and collect their own data to form their own research conclusions.  This can be so powerful that it is scary.

Sharing days where teachers of similar subjects and similar kids can share what they do, how they do it, and what resources they have.  Technology can be embedded in such a day.  The most powerful staff development is when teachers talk with fellow teachers.

Perhaps you noticed that in none of those powerful, successful professional development strategies is an administrator required to say or do anything other than unlock the doors, turn on the lights and make sure the resources are available.  That is very, very hard for some administrators who suffer from the notion that they were promoted to administration because they knew something teachers did not know and teachers were eager to sit at their feet and learn.  Poppycock.  Want to be a successful administrator?  Serve teachers, serve kids.  Bossing teachers and bossing kids does not work.

It is my fervent wish that every teacher returning for duty this fall walks into a building and/or a system that understands the above and is not likely to torture them in professional development.  If the administration has been trained, has knowledge, and has wisdom there is an odds on chance that teachers will in fact grow in such a rich environment.  The opposite, sadly, is also true.

If we plan pre-school days to support and serve teachers rather than to give them some administrative message we are light years ahead in the process of establishing a successful school system.  Any other strategy may work at General Motors or Alcoa, but those are not professional organizations and to take advice from folks in the private sector on such critical issues is tantamount to allowing the mother of the groom to run the wedding. 

Big mistake.


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