Climate change continues, glaciers melt, sea level rises,
Mar a Lago disappears under the ocean during a Trump dinner.
Fox News begins to scroll across the bottom of their screen,
“This site is for entertainment purposes only and should not be construed as
actual news.”
The Rush Limbaugh show begins with a disclaimer: “Rush Limbaugh is a college dropout and has
absolutely no expertise in analyzing current or political events. His comments are his own and do not necessarily
reflect reality.”
The Sean Hannity show begins with a disclaimer: “Sean Hannity is a college dropout and has
absolutely no expertise in analyzing current or political events. His comments are his own and do not necessarily
reflect reality.”
The Rachel Maddow show begins with a disclaimer: “Rachel Maddow is an honor graduate of Stanford
University with a degree in political science, is a Rhodes Scholar, and holds a
PhD from Oxford University in political science giving her high levels of expertise
in analyzing current and political events.
Her comments are based on her expertise and the network totally endorses
her content.”
The 700 Club begins to scroll across the bottom of their
screen: “This is a politically partisan fantasy
broadcast. There is no evidence that
Jesus ever actually existed and if he did exist there is no evidence he would
have held a conservative perspective.”
The Republican Party begins to publish its actual goals: “Reduce taxes, make the rich richer, deprive
poorer people of food, medicine, clothing and education, incarcerate as many
minority individuals as possible, convert as many government functions as
possible to private sector functions enriching entrepreneurs at the expense of
the users, increase the military to enrich government contractors, spread fear
of others and fear of loss among the American people, ensure wealthy people and
companies donate as much money as possible to ensure Republican victories, deny
climate change, deny any negative environmental impact that harms a corporation’s
ability to make money, oppose unions and any other worker organization that
might somehow limit the authority of the boss, institutionalize discrimination
and the Christian religion, deprive as many poor and minority people of voting
as possible, deny all facts that indicate these goals, win elections at any
cost, end democracy to establish a fascist state controlled by the wealthy.”
Perhaps the above might wake up a few folks. Then again….
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