It was not easy, but prior to a one-on-one interview with
the President, CNN was able to slip sodium pentothal into his drink. Things got interesting very fast as Anderson
Cooper asked questions.
Cooper: Mr. President
there are those who claim that your response to the needs of people devastated
by Hurricane Maria on Puerto Rico was very different than your response to
Hurricanes Harvey and Irma, and there are those that claim it is going terribly
in Puerto Rico while you claim it is going great. How are things in Puerto Rico?
Trump: First
Anderson, let me be perfectly clear. I
was not at all interested in helping the folks in Puerto Rico. I do not think of that island as part of the
US. Those people chose to live on an
island in the middle of the Atlantic – what did they think was going to
happen? All the money we spend on them
could have helped build a wall. But when
public opinion began to turn against me I had to trot out another lie to
appease my base, so I did. Thank God
editors at Fox do not think and do not fact check, and thank God my base does
not think or fact check.
Cooper: Are you
admitting that you lie to the American people?
Trump: Of course I
lie. Why is that such a surprise? I know folks think of me as a big negotiator,
but I am really a salesman, a really great salesman, probably the best that has
ever been. I am not going to tell the
consumer that the car I’m selling is terrible and the transmission will fall
out in 50,000 miles. I will tell them it
is a wonderful car and they should buy it.
So far, my base continues to buy it.
Cooper: What other
lies have you told us?
Trump: Most of my
campaign was a lie. I’ve been worse
since the inauguration. I knew I had
fewer people there than Obama. It pissed
me off and I wanted to be thought of as the greatest, so I lied about the
attendance. I still cannot believe
Clinton got more votes than me, so I made up the voter fraud issue. I knew the FBI would eventually get around to
investigating my ties with Russia so I tried to push some of that off on Obama. I have been claiming these great economics
since I was elected but all that is really due to what Obama did. I hate Obama and I just want to wipe his
record from the history books. I don’t
care if it hurts people or not, I want him gone. I am embarrassed that we ever elected a Black
man to this office.
Cooper: Can you give
us an update on our relationship with North Korea?
Trump: That little piss ant
dictator really gets under my skin. He’s
a nobody. He surely does not have the
power or importance I have. When I tell
him to stop doing something, I expect him to stop. He is strutting around like he is something
important. I’ll tell you, Anderson, I
need a war. I need to give the American people
a reason to get behind me and support me.
I am ready to nuke him, but the generals don’t like that plan. I may end up sending in a bunch of troops,
but I am not putting up with his stuff much longer.
Cooper: That is
horrifying, Mr. President.
Trump: I know! I can’t believe it either. This guy needs to back down.
Cooper: You were very
critical of President Obama for playing golf.
Now it appears you have played more golf than President Obama did in 8
years. What is that about?
Trump: First, do not
refer to him as President Obama. He is
not President anymore. I am the only
President this country has. Second, it’s
none of your damn business what I do. I
am the leader of the free world. I
shouldn’t have to answer to anyone. If I
want to go to one of my resorts and play golf I am going to go. I am not going to share the list of people
who come with me, or the people who visit me in the White House any more than I
am going to share my income tax. I am a
private citizen with an important job to do and everybody, especially you guys
in the media, need to get off my back. Do
not mistake me for a public servant. I
am not. I serve me and folks who support
me.
Cooper: Tom Price
just resigned. But he is but one of a
long list of your appointments who have left.
Why is this happening?
Trump: I can’t
believe you asked me that question, Anderson.
He left because of you and others in the media. I promised to drain the swamp. That meant running all these long-time
governmental officials and so-called policy experts out of Washington. I appointed people to take their place that I
knew thought like me, supported me, and were loyal to me. Think of me as the boss of the United
States. No boss would tolerate his
subordinates hurting his image or his power.
But you guys just keep hounding them.
You expect to look behind every door, under every carpet, inside every
closet. That is none of your damn
business and you have to back off. No
leader shares everything. Tom left
because he became a liability, he was doing my image more harm than good. He understood. But the only reason he was hurting me was
because of you pesky reporters. Freedom
of the press must be seriously reviewed.
I am sick of all this.
Cooper: One final
question, Mr. President. Can you tell us
what you think the Mueller investigation into Russian connections with you and
your campaign staff will ultimately reveal?
Trump: Sure. I have told you I am a negotiator and a
salesman. Before and during the time I
ran for President I was seeking ways to make money across this planet. So yes, I was in contact with the Russians in
hopes of doing business with them. Once
I announced I wanted to be President the Russians offered intel on Hillary that
they claimed would sink her candidacy. And
they offered ways to hack the election so that I might win, place ads
supporting me on-line, etc. What kind of
business man would turn down those opportunities? Only business men who are no longer in
business. So yes, I looked to find out
what that intel was and accepted the support in other ways. No big deal.
I won and the story is over.
Cooper: Are you
aware, Mr. President, that those acts are considered treason in the United
States?
Trump: Yeah, so
what. I did what I had to do to win and
my base will continue to support me no matter what comes out of this
investigation. I am just not
worried. I am the best President this
country has ever had. I will be the most
loved and adored President ever. You
just wait and see.
Cooper: Thank you,
Mr. President. And thank you for your candor.
Trump: You’re
welcome. What did I say?