Oh the places I have not been

No matter how long I live in Texas there will always be places I have not been.  Here is a list of some of those places:

I have been to Hearn, but I have not been to His’n

I have been to Mexia, but I have not been to Mycornia.

I have been to Comfort, but I have not been to Payne.

I have been to Houston, but I have not been to Housounce.

I have been to Waco, but I have not been to Stable.

I have been to Lufkin, but I have not been to Lufstranger.

I have been to Cistern, but I have not been to Brethren.

I have been to San Antonio, but I have not been to Saint Ziva.

I have been to Fort Worth, but I have not been to Fort Poor.

I have been to Needville, but I have not been to Satedville.

I have been to Dallas, but have not been to Dalleg.

I have been to Weatherford, but I have not been to Weatherchevy.

I have been to Austin, but I have not been to Austeel.

I have been to Brownsville, but I have not been to Blueville.

I have been to Mission, but I have not been to Mosque.

I have been to Crockett, but I have not been to Bowie.

I have been to Waxahachie, but I have not been to Watchalivebirthie.

I have been to Plano, but I have not been to Fancyio.

I have been to Abilene, but I have not been to Abastraight.

I have been to Alice, but I have not been to Wonderland.

I have been to Corsicana, but I have not been to Nohecannota.

And on and on…