If God Had a Sense of Humor

If there is a God I cannot imagine that he or she is conservative.  And if he or she had a sense of humor, then the following would be confirmation:

Donald Trump awakes looking like Halle Berry with a Nigerian birth certificate.  He is consistently groped at all his rallies.

Jeff Sessions awakes to discover he is a transgender Black person.

Kelly Ann Conway awakes to discover she is mute.

Sarah Sanders awakes to discover her nose grows longer every time she lies.

Mike Pence awakes to find Jesus at the foot of his bed warning him against blasphemy and heresy for his stand on women’s rights and homosexuals, and if he doesn’t change his ways he will turn to salt.

Paul Ryan awakes to discover he looks the same but his penis has been replaced by a vagina.

Mitch McConnell awakes to discover he looks and sounds just like Nancy Pelosi.

Fox News and all affiliates awake to discover they have no electricity and cannot broadcast.

The Koch brothers awake to discover they are gay and have an incestual relationship that is publicly known.

Ann Coulter awakes looking just like Michele Obama.

Every member of Trump’s Cabinet awake to find they have changed gender and race.

Hilary Clinton awakes looking just like Wonder Woman.

All Republicans now have to live in the world they are attempting to create as a member of the group they most despise and fear.  Anglos become Black or Hispanic, American citizens become immigrants, gun owners’ weapons disappear, the straight awake gay, males awake female and pregnant, the rich awake poverty stricken, CEO’s awake non-unionized certified teachers, and the healthy awake with serious health issues and no insurance.  

What a learning opportunity that would be for all these folks!  I’d be LMAO.

But, God is not funny or fun and I am not counting on any of the above to happen.  Just wish it would.