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Friday, June 22, 2018

If God Had a Sense of Humor


If there is a God I cannot imagine that he or she is conservative.  And if he or she had a sense of humor, then the following would be confirmation:

Donald Trump awakes looking like Halle Berry with a Nigerian birth certificate.  He is consistently groped at all his rallies.

Jeff Sessions awakes to discover he is a transgender Black person.

Kelly Ann Conway awakes to discover she is mute.

Sarah Sanders awakes to discover her nose grows longer every time she lies.

Mike Pence awakes to find Jesus at the foot of his bed warning him against blasphemy and heresy for his stand on women’s rights and homosexuals, and if he doesn’t change his ways he will turn to salt.

Paul Ryan awakes to discover he looks the same but his penis has been replaced by a vagina.

Mitch McConnell awakes to discover he looks and sounds just like Nancy Pelosi.

Fox News and all affiliates awake to discover they have no electricity and cannot broadcast.

The Koch brothers awake to discover they are gay and have an incestual relationship that is publicly known.

Ann Coulter awakes looking just like Michele Obama.

Every member of Trump’s Cabinet awake to find they have changed gender and race.

Hilary Clinton awakes looking just like Wonder Woman.

All Republicans now have to live in the world they are attempting to create as a member of the group they most despise and fear.  Anglos become Black or Hispanic, American citizens become immigrants, gun owners’ weapons disappear, the straight awake gay, males awake female and pregnant, the rich awake poverty stricken, CEO’s awake non-unionized certified teachers, and the healthy awake with serious health issues and no insurance.  

What a learning opportunity that would be for all these folks!  I’d be LMAO.

But, God is not funny or fun and I am not counting on any of the above to happen.  Just wish it would.

Monday, June 11, 2018

The Bigfoot Maneuver


Donald Trump is the master of avoiding accountability and shifting blame.  Frankly, other than some college girlfriends, I have never seen anything like it and I am fascinated by such an ability.  He claims to have the largest crowd ever at his inauguration, an obvious lie, and blames the media for depicting otherwise.  He claims he wins with a landslide, an obvious lie, and he blames fraudulent voters.  He claims to be a stable genius and in no way demonstrates either his stability or his genius.  When Hurricane Maria struck Puerto Rico Trump argued that we did not respond because it was not as big a deal as Katrina, that Puerto Rico was bankrupt, that we did not have enough money in the budget to help, the island was in bad shape before the storm and that the military mismanaged distributing food.  Harvard estimates 4,600 Americans died in the storm and as of March 11% of the island was still without electricity.  Once again, Trump blames others.

His most recent maneuver was at the G7 meeting where he stood firm on tariffs he has imposed on our allies, yes, our allies.  Canada, Britain, France, Germany, Italy, Spain, Poland, Sweden, Greece, Netherlands, Austria, Croatia, Romania, Bulgaria, and the Czech Republic now have tariffs on imported steel and aluminum by Presidential order.  Congress did not approve this.  Trump did.  And every time one of those nations makes a public statement against the imposition of the tariffs, Trump refers to them as weak, or back-stabbers, or worse.  Worse, while insulting our allies he spends time promoting Russia’s entry into the G-7.  He leaves the summit early and he refused to sign a document endorsed by the other 6 nations.  Amazing.  Fox news backs him up.  No one else on the world stage does.  In fact, Fox News is banned in most European nations because it repeatedly broadcasts lies in the name of news.

Trump can walk into a room and intentionally step on everyone’s toes.  When they complain he simply says it happened because their feet were too big.  The Bigfoot Maneuver.  It is not Trump’s fault.  It is the fault of the people in the room.  His position is clear, if you do not like what Trump has said or done it is your fault and you must be a traitor, or weak.  Fake news to him is anything that is critical of him. 

Most amazing of all is that there is a solid 30 to 40% of Americans who believe this man despite the fact he has told a documented 3,000+ lies in the year and half he has been in office.

The following events this week help reveal the warped reality in Trump land.  The Supreme Court confirms it is OK to discriminate based on religious beliefs.  Really?  My faith is anti-some groups of people and it is OK that I practice that?  No one challenges the nature of such a faith?  Nope.  Conservative judges allow conservative Christians to discriminate.  Wonder what would happen if I owned a business and refused to serve Christians because I believe they are harming the fabric of America?

Net neutrality is dead.  Now the big media and communications can charge the lowly consumer more and increase their profits.  We now have a government that is for big business, by big business and of big business.

Trump faked the celebration of the Eagle’s Super Bowl victory because the Eagle players did not want to go.  His staffers were on the lawn of the White House pretending to be Eagle fans.  And while he was at it, Trump forgot the words to “God Bless America” while he was on camera.  If ever there was a man willing to bend reality to his false reality, Trump is that man.

Fox News runs a special on “The Truth About UFO’s.”  Really.

Seven states, guess where, are suing the federal government over DACA, or the Dreamers Act.  This is currently federal law.  It has not been overturned by the courts nor has it been replaced by new legislation.  It is the law of the land.  The Trump Department of Justice has announced they will not defend the DACA act against this suit because they think the act is illegal.  Whoa.  That is not for the DOJ to decide, that is for the courts to decide.  Simply put, if Trump does not like the federal law even though it is the law, his department of justice will not defend the law making the department of justice violate the law.  It is a new reality.  Good thing this DOJ was not in office when Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation.

And on and on.  Trump is rewriting American values and seems oblivious to reality, the law, the Constitution, etc.  He has passed no legislation other than a tax reform bill that rewards the rich and punishes everyone else and dramatically increases the federal debt.  He cannot afford to help Puerto Rico, but he can afford millions of dollars of tax payer money playing golf at his resort and millions of dollars for a military parade.  His reality is not reality. 

He only survives because he is a master of the Bigfoot Maneuver.  Or the blame the victim maneuver.  Or the pass the buck maneuver.  Or the right-hand of god syndrome, or whatever.  And he survives because a small percentage of Americans are aligned with his version of reality.  To have such a man as the President of the United States is totally unacceptable.  To find fellow Americans who support such a man is more than sad, it is tragic.