I watch and read the news.
I read books. I sit and
think. I write. I know; these may not be typical male Texan
behaviors. Regardless, it occurs to me
that we have abandoned some notions of what it means to live in this democracy
and what democracy really means. No matter
how you feel about the passing of these notions, they merit identification as
they are put to rest.
“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are
endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of
Happiness.” OK, a bunch of
revolutionaries signed a document back on July 4th, 1776 with this
as the lead phrase of the second paragraph.
What were they thinking?
All men are created equal?
Birthright doesn’t count? Race
doesn’t count? Wealth doesn’t
count? Zip code doesn’t count? Sexual identity and sexual preference does
not count? Religious belief does not
count? What was wrong with these
guys?
Clearly we believe the following today:
All men of wealth and power and prestige and who are of the
Anglo race are equal as long as they think like the majority of men of wealth
and power and prestige, and practice an appropriate religious belief. (For the sake of brevity and because I am an
educator, “men of wealth and power and prestige” will become an acronym: MOWAPAP, pronounced mo wap ap.) All men of little wealth, power and prestige
are equal, but they are not equal to the MOWAPAP.
Women are all equal. Equal
to each other. But, they are not equal
to men, and definitely not to the MOWAPAP, unless they have inherited a lot wealth
like the Walton women.
African Americans, Hispanics, and Asians are all equal, but
they are not equal to the MOWAPAP.
All sexual orientation is equal. Heterosexuals are equal to each other, and
homosexuals are equal to each other.
Homosexuals are not equal, however, to heterosexuals. All men are created equal, but a relationship
of all men is created evil. Relationships
of all women are more acceptable because the MOWAPAP find such relationships titillating,
but such relationships are not so acceptable as to allow single sex marriages
and property rights, etc. The Arizona
Legislature has announced that they believe it is legal to discriminate against
such people. It’s about time. MOWAPAP’s celebrate.
All men are created equal if they chose wisely where they
were born. All men who were wisely born
in the US of A are equal (at least under the ground rules outlined above) and
all men who foolishly were born within the boundaries of another nation are not
equal. In fact, we will declare them
illegal people if they come here without the approval of the MOWAPAP. They are so illegal that some refer to them
as aliens even though they were born on planet earth. If such folks come here without permission,
even if they come here to pursue life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness,
they may still call them illegal. At
best, they call them undocumented people despite the fact that they clearly are
not some other species. It does not seem to matter that other than Native Americans most of the MOWAPAPs were at some point undocumented immigrants.
The Creator endowed all men with these rights? What was the Creator thinking? We all know the song, “Red and Yellow Black
and White, they are precious in His sight.” but we know that is not
practical. To provide services to the
other races that are in need would require MOWAPAP to take some of their wealth
and share it. We cannot take money from
the rich to help the poor. That is
blasphemy. It is now un-American. The wealthy somehow deserve their wealth and
should have the right to accumulate even more because one can never be too
wealthy. One can be too hungry, or too
much in need of mental health services or too much in need of education or too
much in need of clothes and shelter, but those needs are minor compared to the
need of the wealthy to accumulate more wealth.
The Creator was just wrong on this one.
The Supreme Court has ruled that the MOWAPAP may give as
much money to politicians as they want without accountability, disclosure,
etc. That’s exactly what we need, more
power and influence for the people of power and influence.
Goodbye to the notion that all men, all humans, are created
equal. It becomes increasingly
cumbersome to protect those who were not of the correct race, wealth, sexual orientation, religious
belief, and zip code. The awkwardness is telling the MOWAPAP’s that they can not disenfranchise the rights of
others, and the MOWAPAP’s do not like to have their right to discriminate
limited. If one accumulates enough wealth one should be immune to basic democratic principles. Let’s put those American
notions to rest and move on.
The Bill of Rights has a host of truly unnecessary
prohibitions that simply inhibit the right of the wealthy and powerful to
practice what they want to do. Many of
these rights must go as well.
How dare the founding fathers include the notion that the
government may not respect, recognize or support any religion? We are Christians and should be able to have
Christian icons wherever we want, and require kids to learn about Christianity
in schools, and teach that the Bible is literal truth. We must ignore this prohibition so that the
government can promote Christianity.
People have the right to confront the evidence against them
and respond to that evidence? Really? How in the world will MOWAPAPs
wield power if they have to come clean with the reasons they want so-and-so
gone or put away? I know. I have been judged by folks who never told me
the evidence against me, but convicted me anyway. Of course that did not bother me. I am not a man of wealth and power, a
MOWAPAP, so I do not deserve to know.
Why can’t others simply accept the fact that to wield true power we
should not encumber the wielders of that power with silly limits to their
secret judgments and sentences?
And, do not even get me started on public education! Some have such a hard time recognizing that
Anglo billionaires should have the authority to control public education,
reduce the funding, redirect tax dollars to private sector enterprises, and
hurt the kids who are not equal, i.e., poor kids, minority kids? If we could just accept that even public
services should be directed to help the men most equal, the MOWAPAP’s, we could
all live with less conflict.
It is high time we simply accept that the best form of
government is an aristocracy where those of wealth, power and prestige get to
make all the decisions, influence all policies, and accumulate even more
wealth. These silly American notions of
democracy and equality must be abandoned to achieve those ends. We are well on our way to securing life,
liberty and the pursuit of happiness for all the MOWAPAP’s.
God Bless the USA, just not all the people in the USA. Just the MOWAPAP‘s.
“All men are created equal” RIP.